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Post by CHILLIN on Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:32 pm

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
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Post by CheenaGringo on Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:37 pm


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Post by CHILLIN on Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:35 am

Wrong again tough guy - I wrote neighbor the American way - not the British/Canadian way, so that Americans could understand it better.
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Post by CheenaGringo on Sat Mar 22, 2014 9:18 am

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Post by CHILLIN on Sat Mar 22, 2014 9:54 am

Once again -huh?

Something seriously wrong with your wiring - get it fixed before you come out to play.
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Post by Jim W on Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:12 am

 
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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:22 am

Oh crap, now we are fighting in the Jokes and Riddles forum?  Rolling Eyes 
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Post by CanuckBob on Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:46 pm

There are some who will pick a fight no matter where they are......go figure.

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Post by slainte39 on Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:04 pm

"something wrong with your wiring".....sounds like a tech problem.

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Post by arbon on Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:55 pm

When Canadian and American kids get wired, their mother say

"Your Grounded" Eh
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