How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

12.

One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like", one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men, and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

Sounds like a joke that Trump would tell......about as funny as one of his too.

Trump could not do that, as his attention span is much too short.

Here is the real answer:
Question: How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: None, that's not what needs changing

"While Europe's eye is fix'd on mighty things,
The fate of empires and the fall of kings;
While quacks of State must each produce his plan,
And even children lisp the Rights of Man;
Amid this mighty fuss just let me mention,
The Rights of Woman merit some attention.”
Burns.

Civil and human rights of all types merit attention.

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Totally agree, kiko.

Flamingo hit it outta the park!