Viagra?

The
boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a
spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a
particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp
boss!)
When
everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits
of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of
the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme:
Viagra advertising slogans. The
only rule was they had to use past ad slogans,
originally written for other products that captured the
essence of Viagra. Slight variations were
acceptable.

About
7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and
created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and
camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for
everyone! The top 10 were:

10.
Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9.
Viagra,
The quicker pecker picker upper.

8.
Viagra,
like a rock!

7.
Viagra,
When it absolutely, positively has to be there
overnight.

6.
Viagra,
Be all that you can be.

5.
Viagra,
Reach out and touch someone.

4.
Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a
woman.

3.
Viagra,
Home of the whopper!

2.
Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And
the unanimous number one slogan:

1.
This is your peepee... This is your peepee on
drugs.