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Post by Flamingo on Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:07 pm

A middle aged non-Jew is having some penis issues, and his doctor tells him he needs to have his foreskin removed. The doctor refers him to a surgeon, who happens to be a young Jewish man.

The man is incredibly nervous about the surgery, so he asks the surgeon how bad it'll be.

"Oy, lemme tell you." Says the doctor. "After I had my foreskin removed, I couldn't walk for almost 10 months"
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Post by Axixic on Sun Jun 18, 2017 3:43 pm

"My son cried more at his first haircut than he did at his bris... and statistically, the only long-term effect that it seems to have on people is that it increases their chances of winning a Nobel Prize."
~ Rabbi Harold Kushner
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