Chapala Bar Activity

I was standing at a bar in Chapala minding my own business when this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.

I turned and said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”

He says “No, why the fock you ask me, 'cauz I Chinee?”

“No,” I said to him, "It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little asshole."