S**t Southern Women Say

"The Princess" comes in all sizes and shapes, all nationalities and colours and is found all over the world. They're all rude, nasty and ill mannered.
However, the Southern Princess is the only one who sounds sweet and innocent and "butter wouldn't melt in my mouth(ish)" while declaring their truth... cloying and sickeningly sweet.

[quote="ferret"]"The Princess" comes in all sizes and shapes, all nationalities and colours and is found all over the world. They're all rude, nasty and ill mannered.
However, the Southern Princess is the only one who sounds sweet and innocent and "butter wouldn't melt in my mouth(ish)" while declaring their truth... cloying and sickeningly sweet.[/quote]

Perhaps. but it´s that "melt in (their) mouth(s)" part that counts in the final analysis. As David Peraeus could attest, sexual arousal beats four stars and 36 years of marriage anyday if one needs to give up one or the other and the recipient has a sufficiently aware sense of his importance on the world stage but the fleeting value of fame among the unwashed.

hound dog wrote:[quote="ferret"]"The Princess" comes in all sizes and shapes, all nationalities and colours and is found all over the world. They're all rude, nasty and ill mannered.
However, the Southern Princess is the only one who sounds sweet and innocent and "butter wouldn't melt in my mouth(ish)" while declaring their truth... cloying and sickeningly sweet.

Perhaps. but it´s that "melt in (their) mouth(s)" part that counts in the final analysis. As David Peraeus could attest, sexual arousal beats four stars and 36 years of marriage anyday if one needs to give up one or the other and the recipient has a sufficiently aware sense of his importance on the world stage but the fleeting value of fame among the unwashed. [/quote]


Say what Dawg? Maybe a rephrase for we, the vast unwashed masses.

E-raq wrote:

hound dog wrote:[[i]quote="ferret"]"The Princess" comes in all sizes and shapes, all nationalities and colours and is found all over the world. They're all rude, nasty and ill mannered.
However, the Southern Princess is the only one who sounds sweet and innocent and "butter wouldn't melt in my mouth(ish)" while declaring their truth... cloying and sickeningly sweet.

Perhaps. but it´s that "melt in (their) mouth(s)" part that counts in the final analysis. As David Peraeus could attest, sexual arousal beats four stars and 36 years of marriage anyday if one needs to give up one or the other and the recipient has a sufficiently aware sense of his importance on the world stage but the fleeting value of fame among the unwashed.

Say what Dawg? Maybe a rephrase for we, the vast unwashed masses. [/quote][/i]

You´ll have to ask the general, E-raq. Dawg never achieved success in the military beyond Marine Corps Rifleman Corporal while stationed at Quantico in 1967. Had I been indiscrete, as I occasionally may have been, the news would have been contained as a non-event.

I do understand the "...cloying and sickningly sweet." part pertaining to Southern Belles which is why I chose to live with a European when the choice presented itself. In the deep south, Scarlett ends up owning the general store and Rhett ends up swilling booze in the gutter and trying to recollect when that freight train mowed him down.

hound dog wrote:

E-raq wrote:

hound dog wrote:[[i]quote="ferret"]"The Princess" comes in all sizes and shapes, all nationalities and colours and is found all over the world. They're all rude, nasty and ill mannered.
However, the Southern Princess is the only one who sounds sweet and innocent and "butter wouldn't melt in my mouth(ish)" while declaring their truth... cloying and sickeningly sweet.

Perhaps. but it´s that "melt in (their) mouth(s)" part that counts in the final analysis. As David Peraeus could attest, sexual arousal beats four stars and 36 years of marriage anyday if one needs to give up one or the other and the recipient has a sufficiently aware sense of his importance on the world stage but the fleeting value of fame among the unwashed.

Say what Dawg? Maybe a rephrase for we, the vast unwashed masses.

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You´ll have to ask the general, E-raq. Dawg never achieved success in the military beyond Marine Corps Rifleman Corporal while stationed at Quantico in 1967. Had I been indiscrete, as I occasionally may have been, the news would have been contained as a non-event.

I do understand the "...cloying and sickningly sweet." part pertaining to Southern Belles which is why I chose to live with a European when the choice presented itself. In the deep south, Scarlett ends up owning the general store and Rhett ends up swilling booze in the gutter and trying to recollect when that freight train mowed him down. [/quote]


A most fortunate choice Dawg. Imagine Alabama in the stinkin' heat with one of those melt in the mouth babes who doesn't know how to cook, and only speaks one language, Southern Drawl.

Y'all got lucky, Brigitte is a gem.

a gem??How about a saint!

Personally, I have believed that Brigitte is capable of "walking on water" for quite some time!

But that's Dawg just below the surface isn't it? :)