WIFE BAILS OUT FAMILY
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WIFE BAILS OUT FAMILY
>> John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding
>> headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the
>> preceding evening.
>>
>> After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife
>> put some coffee in front of him.
>>
>> "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as
>> I think?"
>>
>> "Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass
>> of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and
>> you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
>>
>> "He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."
>>
>> "You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
>>
>> "Well, screw him!" said John.
>>
>> "I did. You're back at work on Monday.
>> headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the
>> preceding evening.
>>
>> After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife
>> put some coffee in front of him.
>>
>> "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as
>> I think?"
>>
>> "Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass
>> of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and
>> you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
>>
>> "He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."
>>
>> "You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
>>
>> "Well, screw him!" said John.
>>
>> "I did. You're back at work on Monday.

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