Confession
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Confession
A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.
There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the very best wine, Sam Adams beer on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby.
And on the wall a fine photographic display of various women who appear to have misplaced their garments.
He hears a priest come in. “Father, forgive me for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”
The priest replies, “Get out, you idiot. You’re on my side!”
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.
There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the very best wine, Sam Adams beer on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby.
And on the wall a fine photographic display of various women who appear to have misplaced their garments.
He hears a priest come in. “Father, forgive me for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”
The priest replies, “Get out, you idiot. You’re on my side!”
DaveP- Share Holder
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Re: Confession
Oh yaaaa. well who won last night, eh!!!
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SnowDaddy wrote:Oh yaaaa. well who won last night, eh!!!
And another whooping last night.
Re: Confession
only 3-2. ain't exactly a whooping
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Re: Confession
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.
The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed."
The second kid replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift,
he sleeps with the lady next door."
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The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed."
The second kid replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift,
he sleeps with the lady next door."
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