Forrest Gump goes to Heaven
Forrest Gump goes to Heaven
Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. St. Peter tells him that they are getting full and that they have instituted a new procedure whereby everyone attempting entrance must correctly answer three questions.
1) Name the days in the week that start with a "T" ? Forrest thinks a bit and says 2 - Today and Tomorrow, well St. Peter says ok, I understand where you are coming from so I'll give you this one.
2) How many seconds are in a month? Forrest really thinks a bit and then says 12 - Jan 2nd, Feb 2nd, Mar 2nd, etc. St. Peter scratches his head and says, well I guess you are correct on this one as well, even though that wasn't what we had in mind.
3) What is God's first name? Forrest says that is easy I would have thought you had asked that one first, it is Andy. St. Peter says no that's not correct, but where did you come up with Andy?
Forrest - And he walks with me
And he talks with me
And he tells me I am his own
St. Peter - opens gate and says Run Forrest Run
1) Name the days in the week that start with a "T" ? Forrest thinks a bit and says 2 - Today and Tomorrow, well St. Peter says ok, I understand where you are coming from so I'll give you this one.
2) How many seconds are in a month? Forrest really thinks a bit and then says 12 - Jan 2nd, Feb 2nd, Mar 2nd, etc. St. Peter scratches his head and says, well I guess you are correct on this one as well, even though that wasn't what we had in mind.
3) What is God's first name? Forrest says that is easy I would have thought you had asked that one first, it is Andy. St. Peter says no that's not correct, but where did you come up with Andy?
Forrest - And he walks with me
And he talks with me
And he tells me I am his own
St. Peter - opens gate and says Run Forrest Run
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