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SCOTTISH STYLE!! (None of that Sissy stuff)


Are ye tired of those weak 'friendship' poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a
series of promises that actually speak of true friendship...
You will see no cute wee smiley faces. Just the stone cold truth
of a great friendship.

1... When ye are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the bastard who made ye sad.

2... When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.

3... When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that
I would probably want to be involved in.

4... When ye are scared -- I will shake the piss out of ye every
chance I get, until you're NOT.

5... When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much
worse it could be until YE STOP YER WHINING!

6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.

7... When ye are sick -- Stay tae hell away from me until ye are
well again. I dinna want whatever ye've got.

8... When ye fall, I will laugh me head off at you, you clumsy arse,
......but I'll help you up.

9... This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask; because ... you are my friend.

Friendship is like peein' in your pants, everyone can see it, but
only you can feel the true warmth...

I've got a few Scot friends .... most of this is probably accurate

TomQC wrote:SCOTTISH STYLE!! (None of that Sissy stuff)


Are ye tired of those  weak 'friendship' poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a
series of promises that actually speak of true friendship...
You will see no cute wee smiley faces. Just the stone cold truth
of a great friendship.

1...  When ye are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the bastard who made ye sad.

2... When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.

3... When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that
I would probably want to be involved in.

4... When ye are scared -- I will shake the piss out of ye every
chance I get, until you're NOT.

5... When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much
worse it could be until YE STOP YER WHINING!

6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.

7... When ye are sick -- Stay tae hell away from me until ye are
well again. I dinna want whatever ye've got.

8... When ye fall, I will laugh me head off at you, you clumsy arse,
......but I'll help you up.

9... This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask; because ... you are my friend.

Friendship is like peein' in your pants, everyone can see it, but
only you can feel the true warmth...

Good one Tom!

As an Ulster Scotsman, I can verify the accuracy of those facts.