Helga
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Helga
It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry and then went
into town to pick up her dry cleaning.
"Gootness, its hotter den hell today,"she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street.
She passed a tavern and thought to herself, "Vy nodt." She walked in and
quietly took a seat at the end of the bar. The bartender walked up to her
and said, "And what would you like to drink today?"
"Vell Ya know," Helga said in a timid voice, "I don't usually go into da
bars, but today I vill make an exception. It iss zo hot, I tink I vill have
myself a beer."
The bartender smiled at Helga and asked,"Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and said; "Vell, it's fine tanks, und how's yur viener"
into town to pick up her dry cleaning.
"Gootness, its hotter den hell today,"she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street.
She passed a tavern and thought to herself, "Vy nodt." She walked in and
quietly took a seat at the end of the bar. The bartender walked up to her
and said, "And what would you like to drink today?"
"Vell Ya know," Helga said in a timid voice, "I don't usually go into da
bars, but today I vill make an exception. It iss zo hot, I tink I vill have
myself a beer."
The bartender smiled at Helga and asked,"Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and said; "Vell, it's fine tanks, und how's yur viener"
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