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Post by TomQC on Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:35 am

"Survivor - Texas Style"

Due to the popularity of the TV "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas , drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , then over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Odessa , Midland , Lubbock , and Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth . Finally, back to Dallas .

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. " George Strait Sucks"
7. "Elect Hillary In 2020"
8 . "Vote Eric Holder - Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O'Donnell Is Texas Born"
10. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's all Bush's Fault"
14 “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion

- and the last sticker is;

15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins. .
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Post by gringal on Mon Nov 26, 2018 1:53 pm

That says a lot about Texans. Or, at least one Texan.
lol!

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Post by TomQC on Mon Nov 26, 2018 2:37 pm

gringal wrote:That says a lot about Texans. Or, at least one Texan.
lol!

My son-in-law is from Texas and he loved it!
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