A moment of Silence

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both

married to other people, found themselves assigned to the

same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.





Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper

berth and she in the lower.



At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman

saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to

reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."



"I have a better idea”, she replied. “Just for tonight, let's pretend that

we're married."



"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed



"Good", she replied "Get your own f****ing blanket."



After a moment of silence, he farted.

He who laughs last didn't get it.