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Don't Mess with Old People

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Post by ferret Tue May 26, 2020 9:08 pm

Never underestimate the elderly!

An old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.”

The female teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the ATM.”

The old lady then asked, “Why?”

The teller irritably told her, “These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line behind you.”

She then returned the card to the old lady.

The old lady remained silent… but then she returned the card to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”

The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and said to the old lady, “My apologies Granny, you have $3.5 million in your account and our bank does not have so much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?”

The old lady then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?”

The teller told her, “Any amount up to $300,000”

The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw $300,000 from her account.

The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old lady respectfully.

The old lady kept $500 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit the balance of $299,500 back into her account.



Don't be difficult with old people... we can outwit the young and dumb!!

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I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me honked at me very upset because I was taking too long to pay.

Wow. “Take the high road,” I thought to myself. So I paid for her food.

As I moved up and she leaned out the window looking all crazy at me because the cashier told her I paid for her food. She felt embarrassed.

When I got to the second window to get my food, I showed them both receipts and took her food too. I paid for it, it was mine!

Now she has to wait even longer. She’s gonna learn today you just don't mess with us old people.



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Post by CanuckBob Wed May 27, 2020 8:57 am

Jajajaja........

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