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Post by Half & Half Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:02 pm

I pride myself on taking care with not looking my age but must confess I am sometimes guilty of looking at other women my age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old!"
Yesterday I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high-school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined by teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
"Yes, yes I did! I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1975. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then that ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkle-faced,
fat-assed,
gray-haired,
decrepit
son-of-a-bitch
asked,
"What subject did you teach?"

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Post by kiko Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:08 pm

That was brutal. LOL
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