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The value of a #2 HB pencil in a Catholic Education

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Post by ferret Fri Feb 26, 2021 9:11 am


Carol was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping in class. "Tell me, Carol, who created the universe?"



When Carol didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Carol.



The nun said, "Very good," and continued teaching her class. A little later the nun asked Carol, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Carol didn't stir from her slumber.



Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. "Jesus Christ !!!" shouted Carol."



And the nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Carol fell back asleep.



The nun asked her a third question...."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?



Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Carol jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!



The nun fainted



That's the value of a #2 HB pencil in a Catholic Education
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Post by slainte39 Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:40 pm

That´s why I value my Catholic education..... lol!

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