Soup anyone?

An elderly Jewish couple has been married for 65 years. On their anniversary the wife hollers down from upstairs, "Harry! Come up here. I have something for you!"
Harry shuffles up the stairs, one stair at time and finally reaches the top. His wife then says, "Harry! Come in the bedroom".
Harry follows her into the bedroom to find his wife has hired a beautiful, buxom 25-year hooker for him.
"Here you go, Harry! I love you! Enjoy yourself".
The wife leaves the room and shuts the door behind her. The hooker looks at Harry and says, "Happy anniversary Harry. I'm here to give you super sex!"
Harry looks at the hooker and says, "I'll have the soup!"

i heard it was a WASP couple from etobicoke and he thought cock a leekie soup was on offer or sex.

Pedro wrote:i heard it was a WASP couple from etobicoke and he thought cock a leekie soup was on offer or sex.

Pedro>

Your mind is in the gutter again

hardly. ask any scotsman what that soup is.

Pedro wrote:hardly. ask any scotsman what that soup is.

And for dessert how about some spotted dick?