Irish Fishing

It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub.

An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water.
A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.

'Fishing,' replied the old man.

'Poor old fool' thought the gentleman, so he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub.

Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked, "And how many have you caught?"

"You're number eight."

You put this in the jokes forum?......when it's a cultural reality.  
The Yanks fall for it all the time, but you gotta be old.....like me.

Eight is my limit....then I go home.

A Dublin Doctor wanted to go fishing, so he approached his apprentice Doctor.
"Murphy, I am goin' fishing tomorrow, and don't want to be closin' the clinic. I want you to take care of all m' patients! "

"Not a problem, Yes,Doctor! I'll do m' best,Sir!! " answered Murphy.

The Doctor returned the following day.
"So,Murphy, how was your day?"

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients.

"The first one had a headache,he did, so I gave him Paracetamol. "

"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the Doctor.

"The second one had indigestion, so I gave him Gaviscon." says Murphy.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this!! And what about the third one?" asks the Doctor.

"Doctor, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flew open ... And a young gorgeous woman burst in, she did! Like a bolt outta the blue, she tore off her clothes, taking off everything!! - including her bra and panties!! - and she lay on the table, and spread her legs!! -and then shouted loudly:

"Oh Please Doctor - HELP ME!! - for the love of St Patrick!! - For five years now, I haven't seen any man!! "

Agasp, the Doctor asked,

"Oh NO, Murphy!! ......
-Tunderin' Joseph, Mary and lard Jesus, what did you do?"
"The only t'ing I could do, Doctor!!

I put drops in her eyes!! "

arbon wrote:A Dublin Doctor wanted to go fishing, so he approached his apprentice Doctor.
"Murphy, I am goin' fishing tomorrow, and don't want to be closin' the clinic. I want you to take care of all m' patients! "

"Not a problem, Yes,Doctor! I'll do m' best,Sir!! " answered Murphy.

The Doctor returned the following day.
"So,Murphy, how was your day?"

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients.

"The first one had a headache,he did, so I gave him Paracetamol. "

"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the Doctor.

"The second one had indigestion, so I gave him Gaviscon." says Murphy.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this!! And what about the third one?" asks the Doctor.

"Doctor, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flew open ... And a young gorgeous woman burst in, she did! Like a bolt outta the blue, she tore off her clothes, taking off everything!! - including her bra and panties!! - and she lay on the table, and spread her legs!! -and then shouted loudly:

"Oh Please Doctor - HELP ME!! - for the love of St Patrick!! - For five years now, I haven't seen any man!! "

Agasp, the Doctor asked,

"Oh NO, Murphy!! ......
-Tunderin' Joseph, Mary and lard Jesus, what did you do?"
"The only t'ing I could do, Doctor!!

I put drops in her eyes!! "

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Haven't you got school or sumthin??