Hilarious Chinese to English translation fails

Among many other things, China is the world's top "exporter" of hilariously amuzing translations. Apparently these guys were using Google Translation where they shouldn't be. Sometimes the cause of the instance might be merely the mistake made by an unexperienced translator. A few very impressive examples are:



Whisky & Cock. Care for a cup of that?
[What the Chinese characters are actually saying: Whisky & Coke]




Chicken rude and unreasonable? Is that why we find it on the table?
[What the Chinese characters are actually saying: A hot & spicy chiken dish]




This looks like a very dangerous place.
[What the Chinese characters are actually saying: Self-service ATM]




I wonder how this dish was prepared or served...
[What the Chinese characters are actually saying: Spicilly Cooked Bullfrog]



Are these photos making you chuckle today? Next time when you're also thinking about turning to Google Translation sometime soon for something in your hand, you may want to seriously think twice.