Politically Incorrect??

Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

Question - Are there too many immigrants in Canada?
17% said Yes; 11% said No; 72% said "I am not understanding the question please."


The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!

The wife suggested I get myself one of those dick enlargers, so I did... she's 21 and her name's Lucy.

I was devasted to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!

Love it, all good ones. screw politically correct.
Was up at Johns last week buying a few things and saw where your rental is, very nice.

Yeah I think we are going to like it there. We just have it for the first 6 months then we'll find something else. See you in March...........