My favorite pin ons.

I just quit smoking. Would you like some oral sex?

Halloween button Let's see your goodies

How can I love you, if you won't lie down?

If you have nothing nice to say about someone, I will listen.

When you are sad, I am sad. When you are happy, I am happy. When you are horny, I am happy

Always smell it first.

I never liked flies until I opened one

If your life is so exciting why are you reading my button.

The more hair I lose, the more head I get.

More tomorrow, unless you pay me to stop. chico

You'll get no money from me!

OK, you asked for it

More pins in my collection:

Eat, Drink and be fat and drunk

The devil made me do it, and I want to do it again

I turned my life around and now I am back where I started

not tonight, dear...it's a felony

I'd like to f@@k your brains out, but apparently someone beat me to it

our national health insurance plan DON'T GET SICK

The only form of birth control that you need is good lighting.

The best way to flatten your stomach is to have somebody lay on top of it

Mental health is overrated


Money is the root of all evil. Send $9.95 for more information.

Final installment tomorrow, unless Ferret comes up with some cash. chico