This may be different?

Not quite as I remember them!
You have to be old enough to appreciate each one. Now, if you don’t understand, it is because you are too young!

Parker

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Cause the cat died of electric shock.

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cuz he was gay.

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead..
When she was good, she was very, very good
But when she was bad......
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo and a sports car.