Sex after death

A couple had made a deal that whoever died first would come back and let the other know if there was an afterlife, particularly if there is sex after death.
Frank was the first to die. True to his word, after a few weeks he made contact, appearing to his wife in a dream.
"Kris, can you hear me?"
"Is that you, Frank?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning and have sex. I eat breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (and Kris, you'd be proud -- lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and the next day it starts all over again".
"Oh, Frank! Are you in Heaven?"
"No -- I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."

SAD STORY ..... MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE..

A foursome of men waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of ladies were hitting from the ladies' tee.

The ladies were taking their time. When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it 10 feet. Then she went over and missed it completely.
Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.

She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, "I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responded, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 43.......

Ya know the difference between a Hooker and a Lawyer?


The Hooker will stop screwing ya after yer dead!!