Wordplay and Puns?
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Wordplay and Puns?
Any interest here on starting a thread with worplay and puns?
Here is one to start:
What wears a tiny green suit, is the color of a pot of gold under a rainbow, but falls apart when you pick it up?
A Leper Corn!
Here is one to start:
What wears a tiny green suit, is the color of a pot of gold under a rainbow, but falls apart when you pick it up?
A Leper Corn!
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Another? Did you know the AI programmers for Siri had to sift through 2,000 wordplay jokes for the machine?
Ha - mildly amusing
Haha - laughing
Hahaha - sarcastic laughing
Hahahaha - Staying Alive
Ha - mildly amusing
Haha - laughing
Hahaha - sarcastic laughing
Hahahaha - Staying Alive
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That;s an old one - Kermits fingers after he dates Miss Piggy. Speaking of dating........
Internet dating - the odds are good but the goods are odd !
Internet dating - the odds are good but the goods are odd !
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Are you two guys a Vaudeville team?
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Me? I'm more of a pupil of Professor Henny Youngman. Especially when I am with Doctors, and get nervous, I tell a stream of Henny Youngman doctor jokes - they seem to enjoy them. But a fan of the duos such as Smothers Brothers and Rowen and Martin.
Today these are often called "Dad Jokes", which embarassing come up into families over and over, into senior years, and then lovingly passed on to younger generations. In my younger days we called them "Groaners". I like the edgier ones, not suitable for younger ones.
Anyways, here is a list of 40 "Dad Jokes" to terrorize you family with!
http://pun.me/pages/dad-jokes.php
Today these are often called "Dad Jokes", which embarassing come up into families over and over, into senior years, and then lovingly passed on to younger generations. In my younger days we called them "Groaners". I like the edgier ones, not suitable for younger ones.
Anyways, here is a list of 40 "Dad Jokes" to terrorize you family with!
http://pun.me/pages/dad-jokes.php
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uno con español e ingles combinados (one with Spanish and English combined):
¿Cómo se escribe calcetines? (How do you spell socks?)
Eso sí que es. (Yes, that’s right.)
(Hint: Must say the Spanish phrase out loud . . .)
¿Cómo se escribe calcetines? (How do you spell socks?)
Eso sí que es. (Yes, that’s right.)
(Hint: Must say the Spanish phrase out loud . . .)
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My dad always used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more". Good man, terrible anaesthetist.
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