INSIDE LAKESIDE
Log In or Register

Check your spam/junk folder for activation e-mail after you register.

Scientists discover new element

Go down

Scientists discover new element Empty Scientists discover new element

Post by SunFan on Sun Aug 11, 2019 11:04 am

I was going to post this in the Jokes and Riddles section but then I thought..........

SunFan


'Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known
to science.
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take
less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.
It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion
of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that
Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad),
an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has
half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.'
SunFan
SunFan
Share Holder
Share Holder

Posts : 992
Join date : 2011-09-11
Age : 72
Location : San Antonio Tlayacapan - Upper Chula Vista
Humor : None....no I'm joking.

Back to top Go down

Scientists discover new element Empty Re: Scientists discover new element

Post by gringal on Sun Aug 11, 2019 3:57 pm

lol! lol! lol!

gringal
Share Holder
Share Holder

Posts : 10877
Join date : 2010-04-09
Location : Lake Chapala (from CA)
Humor : occasionally

Back to top Go down

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum