One (or more) liners

A four-hundred-dollar suit on him, would look like socks on a rooster - Earl Long

Had double chins all the way down to his stomach - Mark Twain

He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own - Margaret Alsey

He's a trellis for varicose veins - Wilson Mizner

He'd make a lovely corpse - Charles Dickens

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style. It will look ridiculous year after year - Fred Allen

Her only flair is in her nostrils - Pauline Kael

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception - Groucho Marx

I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere - Noël Coward

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr. Gonzo

She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it - Bob Fosse

The tautness of his face sours ripe grapes - William Shakespeare

A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post - Tom Waits

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - - - Forrest Tucker

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot - Groucho Marx

His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons - Robin Williams

Teflon brain (nothing sticks) - Lily Tomlin

Stay with me; I want to be alone - Joey Adams

If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck - William Lashner "Veritas"

A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits - Edith Sitwell

Sharp as a sack full of wet mice - Foghorn Leghorn

Abstract art? A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered - Al Capp

Lady Astor to Churchill: "If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee"
Churchill: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

I say boy, your gums are flapping but you ain't sayin much - Foghorn Leghorn

"A horror made of cardboard, plastic and appalling colors, a construction of hardened chewing gum and idiotic folklore taken straight out of comic books written for obese Americans- a cultural Chernobyl."

Jean Cau, among the French intellectuals deploring the giant Euro Disney amusement park near Paris

mudgirl wrote:"A horror made of cardboard, plastic and appalling colors, a construction of hardened chewing gum and idiotic folklore taken straight out of comic books written for obese Americans- a cultural Chernobyl."

Jean Cau, among the French intellectuals deploring the giant Euro Disney amusement park near Paris

Funny, cuz it is the European art and architecture that inspired most iconic Disney films...