How Much Time Do You Have Left???

Love the dog Me&BearDog.

ChickenLittle wrote:Love the dog Me&BearDog.

I'm missing Barney Bear! I had to leave him home on this trip down, but he'll come back with me in Nov.

Parker wrote:

Mainecoons wrote:Got to the end and they required my email address so I passed on it.

What do you mean, you just couldn’t remember it. Ha! Ha! Ha!.

Remember what???

I was pretty excited to find that I had another 14 years left. Gave them all of my information only to find out I had given information to a company selling reverse mortgages and, obviously the results will be skewed in favor of living longer. If I had only one or two years left, why would I need a reverse mortgage? Bad Binky. Binky needs a spanking. PM me for my phone number and address. chico

My borrowed time began Feb 2 2006 at 11:30 am. I know... I had just looked at my watch.
Borrowed time is sweetest, I believe. Lizzy 95...hmmm

Go for it Roof-bob!!!

Lizzy, Just a thought, but have you ever considered stopping smoking? Just wondering. Neither have I. chico

Chico wrote:Lizzy, Just a thought, but have you ever considered stopping smoking? Just wondering. Neither have I. chico

My dear Chico... I never touch tobacco nowadays. Quit when I was 21. I save my lungs for the good stuff.
Actually, anymore, we vaporize. Much easier on the bellows, don't you know? Lizzy

bobnliz wrote:

Chico wrote:Lizzy, Just a thought, but have you ever considered stopping smoking? Just wondering. Neither have I. chico

My dear Chico... I never touch tobacco nowadays. Quit when I was 21. I save my lungs for the good stuff.
Actually, anymore, we vaporize. Much easier on the bellows, don't you know? Lizzy

You quit when you were 21? I started when I was 22. Yup 46 years ago. cough. cough. chico

Geeze, you were old when you started smoking. I was 13. Quit 7 or 8 years ago after being a chain-smoker all those years.

That's awesome. Tobacco is a bear to quit... especially with all the additives. Lizzy

Chico wrote:Lizzy, Just a thought, but have you ever considered stopping smoking? Just wondering. Neither have I. chico

My cardiologist swears that her grandmother died at 98, in the kitchen fixing biscuits. Had a 1/2 pint of Jack Daniels in one apron pocket, a pack of Camels in the other.

Just proves that smoking and drinking WILL kill you. Eventually....

Mine said 102. I'm not sure I *want* to live to be that old.

“I use this bath oil I happen to love. It’s called Dr Hauschka’s lemon bath. It costs about £15 a bottle, which is enough for about two weeks of baths if you follow the instructions. The instructions say one capful per bath. But a capful gets you nowhere. A capful is not enough. I have known this for a long time.

But if the events of the last few years have taught me anything, it’s that I’m going to feel like an idiot if I die tomorrow and I skimped on bath oil today. So I use quite a lot of bath oil. More than you could ever imagine. After I take a bath, my bathtub is as dangerous as an oil slick. But thanks to the bath oil, I’m as smooth as silk.

I am going out to buy more, right now. Goodbye.”



"A friend sent an article to me written by Nora Ephron, who died at age 71, was the award-winning screenwriter whose credits include When Harry Met Sally and Sleepless In Seattle. In recent years, she also wrote two books of witty and poignant essays about ageing. Here, she faces her own mortality."

One paragraph of a very long article.

Li'l Italy... it's probably a personal failing on my part, but you sorta lost me there.
Tell me, please...
Was the first quote by Nora Ephron?
Who authored the second quote?
Was the last sentence yours? Lizzy

Yesterday I went to the Doctor....

Doc says " you've got 6 months ta live "

I says " Doc, I need more time ta pay your bill "

So he gave me another 6 months!!



The late great Henny Youngman