Man Killed on Golf Course . . .
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Man Killed on Golf Course . . .
A foursome of men is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee.
The ladies are taking their time.
When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet. She looks up at the waiting men and says apologetically,
"I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately responds,
"Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck. He was 43.
The ladies are taking their time.
When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet. She looks up at the waiting men and says apologetically,
"I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately responds,
"Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck. He was 43.
Re: Man Killed on Golf Course . . .
CanuckBob wrote:A foursome of men is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee.
The ladies are taking their time.
When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet. She looks up at the waiting men and says apologetically,
"I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately responds,
"Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck. He was 43.
You made my day!!!! ROTFLMAO. Some of your forum members need to take those lessons so they won't be sitting at the computer so often posting garbage.
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