Say it ain't so!

Axixic wrote:An elderly man and woman lived in the same nursing home. The elderly man liked the elderly woman very much and one day suggested that they sit together outside on a bench. They sat there every day for about 3 weeks and, finally, the elderly man builds up enough nerve to ask the woman if she would hold his penis.

"All you have to do is hold it, that's all," he said. The woman agrees to it. They sat on the bench every day for about 2 more weeks with her holding his penis every time.

One day the elderly woman walks outside and he's not on the bench. Fearing the worst she goes to look for him and finds him at another bench with another woman holding his penis.

Furious she confronts him - "What does SHE have that I don't have?" She demands.

The elderly man smiles and says: "Parkinsons".

Axixic wrote:An elderly man and woman lived in the same nursing home. The elderly man liked the elderly woman very much and one day suggested that they sit together outside on a bench. They sat there every day for about 3 weeks and, finally, the elderly man builds up enough nerve to ask the woman if she would hold his penis.

"All you have to do is hold it, that's all," he said. The woman agrees to it. They sat on the bench every day for about 2 more weeks with her holding his penis every time.

One day the elderly woman walks outside and he's not on the bench. Fearing the worst she goes to look for him and finds him at another bench with another woman holding his penis.

Furious she confronts him - "What does SHE have that I don't have?" She demands.

The elderly man smiles and says: "Parkinsons".

coffeeguy wrote:I don't know about the underwear store RoofBob, but the "Dildorea" on 16th de Septiembre right around the corner from Piano Roja is for real. I keep meaning to take photos of its offerings to post on TOB in the thread where they all get their knickers in a knot over "racy" graffiti in the skateboard park.   

gringal wrote:Well said, Lady O.
I would imagine that expat women in their 60's and 70's who are not gender-neutral would be more interested in vibrators than dildos, n'est pas? 

joyfull wrote:

gringal wrote:Well said, Lady O.
I would imagine that expat women in their 60's and 70's who are not gender-neutral would be more interested in vibrators than dildos, n'est pas? 

maybe they are vibrating dildos   

Mainecoons wrote:Alright, if you people are going to be crude. . .

An old guy and gal in the nursing home started talking and got friendly.  After a while they took walks together and would sit on a bench by the lake.  Finally, the old guy asked the old gal to hold his thingy.  After a few more requests, she agreed and so they did that when they sat on the park bench.

One day, she looks for him and is told he has gone walking with another.  She goes to the park bench and there he is getting his thingy held by another old lady.  Later, very angry, she confronts him and asks what that old lady has over her?

He answers---Parkinsons.

casi nada wrote:

Repeating jokes that were told about 10 posts ago in the same thread is not a sign of originality.

viajero wrote:

casi nada wrote:

Repeating jokes that were told about 10 posts ago in the same thread is not a sign of originality.

But it is a sign of something.

Pescador wrote:THIS      Will beat one of those EVERYTIME!  

Mainecoons wrote:Senilty.  I forgot where I saw it.

No Parkinsons though.  At least not yet.

  

Lady Otter Latté wrote:
Besides fake penises  (peni?) and red hot candies, what other items make this place fun?

CanuckBob wrote:Heck, I saw Pedro in there the other day getting some new "riding chaps".......jajajajaja.

CanuckBob wrote:Heck, I saw Pedro in there the other day getting some new "riding chaps".......jajajajaja.