Lock Your Doors And Windows

Warning...lock your doors and windows

Be Alert!

BE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AT HOME

A Chapalla man was found dead in his home over the weekend.
Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.
The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes.
A banana was sticking out of his ass.

Police suspect a cereal killer

Groannnnnn

Gag me with a spoon!!!

In lieu of putting this where is belongs may I suggest instead that it be placed in Jokes, Riddles and Limericks....

People on here need to get a grip. OK, it wasn't a very original or funny joke, but it was a joke. Perhaps not in the right section, but most post on this board are a joke. Get over it, or go to one of the other available boards that are a joke of a different kind.

Hmmmmm.....sounds like a typical weekend. Well, except for the dead part......

Demonio wrote:People on here need to get a grip. OK, it wasn't a very original or funny joke, but it was a joke. Perhaps not in the right section, but most post on this board are a joke. Get over it, or go to one of the other available boards that are a joke of a different kind.

I guess you know joking when you read it, do you? Lighten up, life is too short!

A guy notices a woman waving at him. He walks
over to her.

So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I
think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

His mind races back to the
only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “Are you the
stripper from the bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool
table?”

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s
teacher.”

Ssshhh.... Tough Crowd....

You gota be from Regina