Wow! That small

Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance.
Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 years old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much.
“I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.”
She said, “Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant penis.”
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait so Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one another.
As Sandy put her hands in Jim’s pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!
Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, “You told me your penis was the size of an infant!”
“Yes it is: 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!”

That joke reminds me of the joke of the mortician who upon preparing the body of a deceased man discovered that the man had a very, very large penis.

He had never seen anything like this so he cut off the penis and took it home to show his wife. When he arrived at home, he told his wife, "Look at this honey, this is amazing!" The wife replied "Oh my God, Schwartz died!"