Stolen from Fox's board

[Ronald]

A guy goes into a bar, where there is a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology
The guy leaves, but he is curious...

So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time...

He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50.."

The robot leans in real close and says,

"So...you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

[Solovino]

That joke originally had Bush in the punch line. See, people that get their news on Fox don't have brains enough to come up with their own jokes.

[David]

.....so you folks really voted for Bush TWICE?

[Rolly]

Hell no, not me.

[David]

Hell no, not me.

Not me either! Just suggesting what the real punch line could be. Hell, the Supremes elected Shrub the first time.

[Lehrer]

Just suggesting what the real punch line could be.

I like your suggestion for the punch line!!!

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