A Woman

Whatever you give to a woman, she is going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she will give you a home.
If you give her food, she will give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.
She multiplies and increases all that is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.


..........................copied from PVPete on the Our Vallarta Forum

ferret wrote:
Whatever you give to a woman, she is going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she will give you a home.
If you give her food, she will give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.
She multiplies and increases all that is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.


..........................copied from PVPete on the Our Vallarta Forum

Truer words were never spoken, just ask the pool boy, and the pool boy's son, by his wife. For even greater and more vast quantities of shit, ask my ex.

If you give her shoes, will her closet turn into a shoe store?

Only if they're ruby red glass slippers. :)

ferret wrote:Only if they're ruby red glass slippers. :)

Nah we don't need that much of an incentive. A deep discount shoe sale will do the trick nicely. Then a garage sale, after judicious disinfection of course.


Speaking of which, some men are just as bad with shirts socks pants suits and underwear. Drawers and closets full of them, then they complain they don't have anything to wear, however WILL wear the ratty old shirt with paint stains every time. Throw it out, never! Garage sale, oh no. They keep their scheisse forever.

I thought I was bad, but I've got nothing on the pool boy.

My house did!

DonPito wrote:If you give her shoes, will her closet turn into a shoe store?

You can abbreviate the above with "happy wife, happy life."

merry

merry wrote:You can abbreviate the above with "happy wife, happy life."

merry

No kidding that's my favorite saying of all time Merry, and it gets repeated around here quite frequently in varying ways. Works like a charm and has done so for 26 blissful years.

It's strange how true that saying is. If I could find a three-word philosophy of the universe I would use it, but for now four words has to do.

merry

Ha, ha, haaaa :) Dear Ferret, I'll tell you something:
He (PV Pete) was referring specially to where it says: "So, if you give her any crap, you will receive a TON OF SHIT!!! Lol
He didn't type any name on there, but I'm sure it was for this Beautiful Butterfly
And that was after I replied another of his posts with my name on it
I'll try to post some of those funny things :)
Have a wonderful day everyone <3