Grandma's Boyfriend

by SnowDaddy Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:43 pm

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,

'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'

Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.

I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.

The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh

... I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.

She started
Adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.

Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'

The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'

The minister fainted.

Now, that's funny... I don't care WHO you are

by Rolly Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:46 pm

Here's a true story for you.

While I was visiting my 75-year old grandmother, I fell asleep on a sofa in a little alcove just off the living room. I awaken to the sound of voices. I was careful to keep my eyes closed and to keep still because I could hear her boyfriend proposing to her. She said no. And added "All you want is someone to cook your meals and darn your socks, and I'm not going to do that." It was all I could do to stifle my laughter. He left after that, and I "woke up" a comfortable time later. I never told her what I had heard, but my mother nearly busted a gut laughing when I told her.

Grandma's Boyfriend

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