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¡Huy! Lizzy

The joys of flying!

Neil, you have too much time on your hands when you find gross stuff like this, LOL!

Awwww, geez. Granny was the worst, well sort of. What plastic surgeon talked her into that?????

My absolute worst was on a very long flight from Hawaii to Chicago. Five seat row in the front. Fat momma like the pink shorts babe, with 3 kids, and my ex, excuse me while I throw up. I offered to help one of the kiddies with her meal since mom was busy. All was going well till the kid decided to vomit all over me. That was nice, we had a connecting flight through O'Hare to Toronto.

As for granny, thanks for the mammaries.

P.S. hope I didn't offend anyone in case they were family photos of some distant relatives. ;-)

Mainecoons wrote:The joys of flying!

Neil, you have too much time on your hands when you find gross stuff like this, LOL!

Maincoons is right Neil, you are starting to scare me.

Flying hell #1: Stuck in 2 seat row: Fella next to me not only overflowed the seat, but the armrest and feet space, too. Had a stinky sweat problem as well.

Flying hell #2: Stuck in front of the back bulkhead separating the flight attendants' area and the adjacent bano on a journey to Rome, It was a very, very long night. Babes learning over back of seat drooling; then crying. Every time I think of what a grand time we had at the end of it, I also stop cold, remembering that trip. Saves a lot of travel money. lol.

I read this article a while back and it stated that the need to charge and try to restrict (lessen) luggage was because of the increased weight in the flying population. I guess “Cheena” just proved their theory. Ha Ha Ha!

MC & oncesubtle:

Those came to me in an email from a friend who definitely has too much time on their hands! I sure as heck didn't go looking for them.

Try five and a half hours on a plane with two shrieking kids two seats ahead... I mean... it was only a three hour flight for Pete's sake! Lizzy

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When did Walmart start an airline?

rckrckr:

Great observation!

Did some buchona just yell BINGO!!!!?

If this is what the human race is coming to... we are in deep shirt. UrK! Lizzy

bobnliz wrote:If this is what the human race is coming to... we are in deep shirt. UrK! Lizzy

I try not to think about it, just to feed theses hordes is above my conception.

why bother posting this? isnt this what the people look like in ajijicchapala?? this is not a joke. have i been going to the wrong places? WHERE do i go to avoid this? this post surprised me.

The first thing that struck me when I looked at Granny with the big catauba melons was...why not a face lift or hair color? That would have gone a long way toward SORT OF matching the chest job...must be terribly near sighted.

The first thing that struck me with the chubby girl in pink....there has to be no underwear on that girl, and if there are...they'd be bunched up in various cracks.. This makes me want to take my clothes off immediately upon arriving home and throw them in the washer with hot water and bleach. This picture makes you think about what your clothes are possibly contaminated by when you sit down in public places...yuk.

the underwear photo looks photoshopped. also it looks like the woman did have a facelift. shes just old & needs a redo like i do. what city did that flight depart from & where was the destination? are these people on the plane retarded? or disabled? maybe we need to bring back segregation, non racial of cause. on my plane, we base everything on looks. this plane is a public facility for the feeble.

pictures aren't everything..... cept some of those assholes.... lol

susan.... might look completely normal... ( even without a shave )

but.... would you wanna do 5-6 hrs alongside he-she?

I'd be ask'n about space in the baggage compartment....

Methinks that "Pinky's" undies are where they should be... she is just sticking to herself, which create the illusion we see. I certainly hope so. Lizzy