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Post by hound dog Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:18 pm

You know, John, that I, The Dawg,among few others, appreciate your wry sense of humor to say nothing of your extraordinary and contradictory station in life. Let´s see if I can define your presumptious thereupon:

A Gay Politically Conservative Republican Gadabout with Nazi leanings endlessly intellectually fertilized by argumentative discourse and inclined toward onanistic, self-induced verbal orgasims. I see this in you because we are birds of a feather.

Well, as it happens, Dawg is not gay but only because the other person having proven important to my self-esteem over time is female. Pure coincience.


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Post by Ms Mac Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:34 pm

Dawg, dawg, dawg!

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Post by ferret Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:44 pm

Geez, I'm tryin' to take a vacation from John and here he is again. You, Dawg, I find entertaining and, at least, you tuck your tail and admit when you're wrong. Most of your posts poke fun at yourself.
You guys are as different as chalk and cheese IMHO but, if you want to claim kinship, that is your perogative...but you're being a glutton for punishment.
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Post by hound dog Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:54 pm

[quote="ferret"]Geez, I'm tryin' to take a vacation from John and here he is again. You, Dawg, I find entertaining and, at least, you tuck your tail and admit when you're wrong. Most of your posts poke fun at yourself.
You guys are as different as chalk and cheese IMHO but, if you want to claim kinship, that is your perogative...but you're being a glutton for punishment.
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Now, come on, Ferret. Surely you know I was jesting. OK; you were shining me on. I am so naive.

If Dawg were in charge of any group of immigration functionaries on the planet, John would be stuck forever on Mars where he belongs.
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Post by joec Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:09 pm

hound dog wrote:You know, John, that I, The Dawg,among few others, appreciate your wry sense of humor to say nothing of your extraordinary and contradictory station in life. Let´s see if I can define your presumptious thereupon:

A Gay Politically Conservative Republican Gadabout with Nazi leanings endlessly intellectually fertilized by argumentative discourse and inclined toward onanistic, self-induced verbal orgasims. I see this in you because we are birds of a feather.

Well, as it happens, Dawg is not gay but only because the other person having proven important to my self-esteem over time is female. Pure coincience.

OMG!!! Another post about me. I'm becoming too popular at Lakeside and on my Birthday too! LOL.

That's all I'll say, except that I enjoy your posts Dawg.

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Post by hound dog Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:54 pm

Thank you, John. At 71, i hate birthdays as they are the precursors of certain worm food adventures just down the line. However, as long as we are cognizant of them, there is hope that we may be around for another.

Happy birthday and may you have a few more even if just to continue in your quest to piss off as many as possible..
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Post by hockables Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:00 pm

You know, John, that I, The Dawg,among few others, appreciate your wry sense of humor to say nothing of your extraordinary and contradictory station in life. Let´s see if I can define your presumptious thereupon:

A Gay Politically Conservative Republican Gadabout with Nazi leanings endlessly intellectually fertilized by argumentative discourse and inclined toward onanistic, self-induced verbal orgasims.

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snork.... them road skolar fellas with their read'n & right'n ... snork...
Snork.... Dawg... U write purtier than a $10.00 whore.... snork.... Very Happy



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Post by hound dog Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:29 pm

[quote="hockables"]You know, John, that I, The Dawg,among few others, appreciate your wry sense of humor to say nothing of your extraordinary and contradictory station in life. Let´s see if I can define your presumptious thereupon:

A Gay Politically Conservative Republican Gadabout with Nazi leanings endlessly intellectually fertilized by argumentative discourse and inclined toward onanistic, self-induced verbal orgasims.

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snork.... them road skolar fellas with their read'n & right'n ... snork...
Snork.... Dawg... U write purtier than a $10.00 whore.... snork.... Very Happy

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I am complimented, Hox even though I misspelled "orgasms" Mama told me that I was the equivalent of a turd floating on Bon Secour Bay but I always took that as having been a verbal acclamation of her demonstrable distate for me as one having been ejected from her body against her better judgment having, in the process, awakened her at 4:00AM for no párticular purpose other than entrance upon the planet
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Post by ferret Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:46 pm

I'm surprised Dawg that, having lived with La Belle Femme Brigitte for so long, you didn't call it La Petite Mort. :)
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Post by slainte39 Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:20 pm

ferret wrote:I'm surprised Dawg that, having lived with La Belle Femme Brigitte for so long, you didn't call it La Petite Mort. :)

I think that would be more in line with John's vernacular. Very Happy

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Post by ferret Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:27 pm

SNORK!
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Post by Uncle Jack Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:53 am

What's all this "SNORKING" going on? OMG is he back?

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Post by CheenaGringo Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:02 pm

If you are referring to ferret - not a chance unless he became a she!

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Post by Uncle Jack Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:09 pm

I was referring to the every lovely Pedro.

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Post by Trailrunner Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:17 pm

He IS back. But the lovely Ferret is not he.
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Post by Ms Mac Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:50 pm

What does he call himself now?

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Post by Uncle Jack Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:42 pm

I thought he had his own personal playground over in Chapala.

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Post by CheenaGringo Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:26 pm

Just went over to the "personal playground" and saw his most recent posting on his heart troubles. No comment.

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Post by Trailrunner Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:33 pm

I don't think anyone wanted to play with him over there.
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Post by Uncle Jack Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:35 pm

Well?....who be he?

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Post by Trailrunner Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:48 pm

Uncle Jack wrote:Well?....who be he?

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Not my place to say, uj, that's up to him. If he was a real stand up guy he would. . .IF
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Post by Ms Mac Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:42 pm

No, sneaky is a more apt expression. Oh, well, nothing lost.

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Post by CheenaGringo Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:31 am

We had to bring it up - he is back to posting on this forum!

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Post by Ms Mac Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:40 am

He won't last. He never does.

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Post by Uncle Jack Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:22 pm

Ms Mac, never underestimate the resourcefulness and/or the tenacity of Pedro.

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