Canada, always ready to help our friends to the south!

Press Release:

The Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, met with the President of the United States and strongly supported the war on terrorism. Prime Minister Trudeau issued the following statement:

“Canadians will help America with the war on terrorism. We have pledged 2 warships, 600 ground troops, and 6 fighter jets. After the American exchange rate, they will end up with 2 canoes, 6 Mounties, and a bunch of flying squirrels.”