DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE

> >> URINE SAMPLE..... 
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > One time I got sick and landed
> >> > in hospital.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > There was this one nurse who
> >> > just drove me crazy.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Every time she came in, she
> >> > would talk to me like I was a little
> >> > child.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > She would say in a patronizing
> >> > tone of voice,
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > “And how are we doing
> >> > this morning?”
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Or
> >> >
> >> > “Are we ready for a
> >> > bath?” or
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > “Are we
> >> > hungry?”
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > I had had enough of this
> >> > particular nurse.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > One day at breakfast I took the
> >> > apple juice
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > off the tray and put it in my
> >> > bedside stand.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Later I was given a urine
> >> > sample bottle to fill for testing,
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > so you know where the juice
> >> > went!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > The nurse came in a while
> >> > later, picked up the
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > urine sample bottle, looked at
> >> > it and said,
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > “My, my, it seems we are
> >> > a little cloudy today.”
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > At this, I snatched the bottle
> >> > out of her hand,
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > popped off the top, and gulped
> >> > it down, saying,
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > “Well, I'll run it through
> >> > again. Maybe I can filter it better this
> >> > time!”
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > The nurse fainted... I just
> >> > smiled.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > DON'T MESS WITH OLD
> >> > PEOPLE!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

Old Man: "Honesty."

Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness.

Old Man: "I don't really give a shit what you think."